she looks like a heroine attic” - wise words on Miley Cyrus’s new hair
I don’t think of humping as liking someone
Yeah, Hawaii was definitely made by tornados.
That’s one teenager I can get behind!
None of it’s easy. Getting cremated or getting buried alive.
Trust me. You don’t want AIDS.
My butt hurts so bad!”
“You should be more aware of what you say while coming out of the bathroom at a Korean restaurant.
He’s like barely even black anymore.
I bet he likes Star Trek.
Will you do that head thing to me for like twenty minutes
Black people always look good in orange”
“Like prison jumpsuits?